Name: Pokemon M
Created by: JackQ
Source link: https://www.pokemoner.com/forum/your-post/pokemon-porygon-edition-1-3-7
Discord: Dystopia XLII#0137
Twitter: @DystopiaXLII and @Porygawd
Hello, Welcome back to Pokemoner.com, and I’m Pokemoner. Today, We will play Pokemon Porygon Edition by Dystopia! It’s a GBA Hack ROM and based on Pokemon Fire Red. Your starter is Porygon but just Porygon.
You can’t catch any Pokemon except Porygon and Pikachu Slave. It’s for you if you love Porygon too much! It’s completed in English! And now, Let’s play!
He made this game because He’s absolutely obsessed with Porygon. Do me a favor and choose DYS as your rival’s name. It’s the only way the game will make sense in the end. (Yes, He’s your rival. What of it?)
You will not be able to raise any other Pokemon other than Porygon or a Pokemon known as Slave. The slave will serve as, well, your HM Slave. In essence: “It’s all Porygon?” “Always has been.”
Porygon will evolve into Porygon2 at level 69 (nice). He has buffed Porygon’s base stats to be the same as its dex number, same for Porygon2, which justifies the high evolution level.
Porygon can learn literally every move. Keep that in mind – that also applies to other trainers as well.
Slave’s stats are all 1, making the game unplayable if you try to use that. On top of that, it cannot learn any other moves besides HM moves. 😛
You will also be unable to catch any other pokemon because the catch rate for every pokemon except for Porygon and Slave is 0. If you somehow manage to get your hands on a pokemon by using a Master Ball, you can’t use it. It can’t learn anything, not even Toxic. No TMs, no stats, no nothing. Just a trophy to sit on your PC because you used your Master Ball like a dummy, lol.
1) Does every trainer have Porygon?
2) Why did you do this?
– Porygon is superior.
3) Why are you the rival?
– Because He is Porygod.
4) Can I cheat?
– The author doesn’t care. He made this game for the lulz. As long as you have fun, that’s all that matters.
5) On that note, does that mean I can use wild pokemon modifiers?
– You could, but you wouldn’t have a very fun time. Every pokemon’s stats have been set to 1, making Porygon and Porygon2 the only usable pokemon.
6) But I don’t have fun when I’m using Porygon!
– Not exactly a question, but go off, I guess. If you’re not having fun using Porygon, play another ROM hack.
7) SILENCE FURRY
– Your mom gay.
8) Again, it’s /all/ Porygon?
– Always has been.
9) You’re using the term ‘slave’! That’s kinda racist against African-Americans!
– He’s a Black man, so succ. :p
10) Why did you rename Pikachu to Slave?
– It has not been forgiven for its atrocities in the ‘Electric Soldier Porygon’ episode. Porygon has been Thanos-snapped from the anime because of that rat bastard.
But in all seriousness, blame the animators. He means, who in the world makes a missile explosion red and blue lights instead of, y’know, typical explosion effects? C’mon, now.
This game is a GBA Hack ROM. It’s completed in English!
Download Pokemon Porygon Edition v1.3.7 (Completed)
—-CIA Version for Nintendo 3DS below—-